Amish Ice Cutters Rescue Stranded Ice Breakers Rescuing Global Warming...
[Strutts News Services - Cleveland] Getting from Pennsylvania to Antarctica takes a while, but steady diligence always works. Mennonites from around the globe are moving to free rescue vessels trapped...
View ArticleSuperman Suffers Stunning Setback
(Strutts News Services) Metropolis Clark Kent (aka Superman) found himself in a predicament last Thursday in the editing room of the Daily Planet. An unforseen bout of the trots compelled him to run...
View ArticleIntroducing The 2015 MultiCar BS Coupe
Manufactured by Pyeongwa Motors of North Korea, the 3-wheeled MultiCar has been around for decades and is featured in many traffic reports. The 2015 MultiCar BS Coupe has many improvements over...
View ArticlePortland Hipsters Can Eat Me.
No, that’s not a photo shop. It’s a real pig being fed a Bunk sandwich. With minimal sleuthing we determined that the hipsters’ porker is standing on the pristine pavement in front of BUNK Sandwiches...
View ArticleDiscovered By Kangaroos In Canberra – The World’s Largest Calcified Dog Poop
[Story found by the missus. More here.]
View ArticlePokemon Go Figure
Click smaller images to engorge. [Found in here. Top one from the 2016 RNC… kinda.]
View ArticleLive Archaeopteryx Found Near Bayou La Batre
It was really annoying and aggressive at first, but it tasted just like chicken. [Found here.]
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